Pigskin Detention: Would You Invest in 50 Danny Woodhead's?
CBS' Dan Dierdorf says Chargers head coach Mike McCoy probably wishes he could have "50 Danny Woodheads" on the team.
To illustrate the absurdity of this notion, imagine you're Mike McCoy and you're staring at your locker room with 50 Danny Woodheads.
That's a lot of Woodhead ... and probably too much Woodhead for any one man to handle.
He's Phill Simms ... and he's coming to get you with his football.
If there was a Web site for football-pedophiles ... well, you get the idea.
Hey, somebody tell Berman the camera is on and that he needs to stop picking his bum.
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