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A public service announcement
Completely Random Filler for November 8, 2005

By now, every football fan has heard the most titillating story of the 2005 season: two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were accused of getting it on in a bathroom stall in a Tampa bar.
 
Apparently, they were more than a little excited for Carolina's big showdown with the Buccaneers and opted for a public display of lesbian affection.
 
In the interest of serving you, our loyal pigskin public, we're happy to provide you with photos of our new favorite cheerleaders. That's Angela Keathley, left, and Renee Thomas, right. Needless to say, they look a little bit better in their official team photos (both have since been fired by the Panthers) than in their mug shots.
 
 
The mug shots:
 
 
The best part is that when they were busted, Thomas gave a false name, saying she was another Carolina cheerleader, Kristen Owen. Unfortunately, Owen was not involved in a lesbian menage a three, as they say in French. But in the interest of public service, this is Kristen below. We do hope she gets invited out for the next night on the town.
 

Hey, we're tired, broke, hungover and didn't get to bed until 4 a.m. after witnessing Indy's thoroughly dominating ass-whipping of New England. We're trying to sleep off the excess of another world-class Cold, Hard Football Facts tailgate (a complete Thanksgiving dinner cooked outside Gillette Stadium). We're also still looking for our shoes. If you find them, let us know. In the meantime, while we get ready for another week chock-full of data, we want to update you on Carolina cheerleadergate – with photos.

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