Articles tagged "Nick Altschuller"

Slack Lines, Week 17: Things Fall Into Place or Pieces

Cold, Hard Football Facts for December 26, 2013

The Slack Lines crew ends the year dividing successful gamblers from the degenerates (spoiler: there's no difference). Beau brainwashes his children, Nick reveals his Elf fetish, Jerry trademarks his shitty picks, Luke puts on red PJs and ruins Christmas and Matt admits his latent Romosexuality.



Slack Lines, Week 16: A Snowball's Chance in Hell

Cold, Hard Football Facts for December 19, 2013

Baby, it's cold outside! Tepid leader Luke Warm taunts the field, Matt leads an ill-fated Pickett's Charge of pigskin prognostication, Nick likens Tony Romo to a loveable mop-top, Jerry fails to live up to Dad, Beau & J offer nothing, and ghastly gambling losses ruin Christmas for all their children again this year.



Slack Lines, Week 14: Luke-warm Heading Into Crunch Time

Cold, Hard Football Facts for December 5, 2013

The Slack Lines battle heats up and the crew is officially Luke-warm, in honor of tepid "leader" Luke O'Neil. Meanwhile, Beau rejoins the Philly bandwagon, Matt bashes Cincinnati as a vacation destination and we wonder: if Luke won a paste-eating competition, does that make him a winner?



Slack Lines, Week 9: The Day After Soxpocalypse

Cold, Hard Football Facts for October 31, 2013

After the Sox big win, our Bostonians whisper about Case Keenum, squint to read their notes about the Packers, and generally try and keep it together.



Slack Lines, Week 1: Our All-Star Comedy Panel Of NFL Picks

Cold, Hard Football Facts for September 5, 2013

Introducing the NFL picks column with an all-star panel of comedic talent who help put the fun in painful, financially crippling gambling losses.



 



Team Pages
AFC East NFC
South
North
West

Connect With Us
Sign up for our newsletter to recieve all the latest news and updates...
Privacy guaranteed. We'll never share your info.




The Football Nation Network

© Copyright 2014 Football Nation LLC. Privacy Policy & Terms of Use
Some images property of Getty Images or Icon/SMI