Articles tagged "49ers"
Pussified NFL Hits New Low: San Francisco 49ers Penalized For Hitting Drew Brees Shoulder Pads
The evermore emasculated and pussified NFL hit a new low in Week 11. Officials penalized San Francisco for hitting New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees in the, you know, shoulder pads. Good luck, America, with the rapidly approaching National Flag Football League.
Helpless in Seattle: Jim Harbaugh's Colin Kaepernick Decision Haunts 49ers
Colin Kaepernick has been labeled the NFL's next Superman. But Seattle is his Kryptonite. His 49ers are now 0-2 against the Seahawks after he turned in the worst passing performance of 2013 Sunday night (20.1 passer rating).
Public Lust and Point Spreads: San Francisco Sexy Factor Hurt Bettors
The undervalued San Francisco 49ers were the NFL's best bet with Alex Smith at quarterback. Then Jim Harbaugh inserted sexy younger model Colin Kaepernick. The betting public fell in love and began acting irrationally.
Saints-Texans, Vikings-49ers Highlight Nationally Televised Sunday Slate
The NFL serves up a pair of nationally televised preseason games Sunday afternoon and evening featuring top talent and Super Bowl contenders from each conference.
Total Team Yards, New Quality Stat, Unearths Hidden Production
The new CHFF Insider launched today and with it seven new Quality Stats, including Total Team Yards. It will uncover all the hidden production in an NFL game. For example, the box score says the 49ers outgained the Ravens 468-367 in Super Bowl XLVII. In reality, the victorious Ravens won the territorial battle.
NFL Offseason: Good News And Bad News For NFC West
Once upon a time seven wins was good enough to win the NFC West. Today the rough-and-tumble NFC West is one of the sexiest divisions in football. Pro Football Guru Russell Baxter gives us the statistical highs and lows.
Alex Smith: The Best Quarterback Who Ever Got Benched
Former San Francisco 49ers quarterback Alex Smith will soon head to the Kansas City Chiefs, and with the move ends the saga of the most bizarre and statistically inexplicable benching in the history of the NFL.
The Ultimate Road Trip Slide Show: Football Nation Tackles New Orleans
The Cold, Hard Football Facts/Football Nation crew undertook the ultimate road trip from Boston to New Orleans for Super Bowl XLVII, partying with great chefs, NFL players, swimsuit models, NFL stars and more.
Jacoby Jones Leads List of Record Setters in Super Bowl XLVII
Dazzling Baltimore Ravens return specialist Jacoby Jones leads a long list of record setters in Super Bowl XLVII. It was the longest Super Bowl in history and just the second NFL championship game in which each team topped 30 points.
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