Mail Pouch

Here's the deal with the Mail Pouch: We try to answer all our mail directly, but it's just not possible. However, we do make it a point to post many of the more interesting letters here, along with our responses. Here's what we're looking for when you write to us:

• Come armed with an arsenal of Cold, Hard Football Facts that show in no uncertain terms what a bunch of ignorant donkeys we are. We've been wrong before. We'll be wrong again. We will always admit when we're wrong. That's our pinky promise to you. But you must first crush our spirit with a fusillade of Cold, Hard Football Facts.