Divisional weekend, in five words or less

We're asking in this week's 1st and 10 poll to sum up the Divisional Round in five words or fewer.

 

The poll is still up for the taking, but our faithful readers came up with some nice pithiness in describing this past weekend's games.

 

Many poll-takers dislike the essay questions in our 1st and 10 polls, preferring the monkey-level multiple choice questions. Skipping them is fine, although one person always enters the word "scrumtrelescent" no matter what the question – fine with us.

 

A good chunk of people used only one word, "awesome," to describe Divisional Weekend, and that's also OK with us. One person used "Mossome," which is that much better, and makes us wish Steelers KR Allen Rossum was still in the playoff mix.

 

And one person managed to be both ordinary and creative in one entry: "awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome awesome."

 

About sums it up. Anyhoo, here are some of the best five-word-or-fewer descriptions, broken down by category.

 

Snow, Suprises, Simpson, and Sobs

Saturday Yawn To Sunday Yikes!

It's all about who's hot.

Good teams beating themselves

Brady, Colts, Chargers, Giants, WOW

Manning wins! Not Peyton though

holy shit good qb's

defenses suck, AFC passes complete

Who Hijacked The Quarterbacks?

The Flutie Curse Lives On

The freaking Chargers?

 

Favre rules and Romo sucks\

Cowabunga!

Colts still under the radar

Colts return to January form

last year fluke manning stillachoker

Choke choke choke choke choke

Have a nice offseason Dallas

Over achieving Cowgirls going golfing.

Another Phil Lucket bad call

Good riddance Dallas and Indy

Dungy most overrated coach ever

Wade Phillips sucks.

NFL wanted colts to win

officials still CHEATING for Indy

nobody schemes like Belichick

Meh, Patriots make things boring.

Two more games for Pats

Everyone else just playing for kicks!

a nightmare for '72 Dolphins

PATS PATS PATS PATS PATS

It is what it is

Debate over, Brady greatest EVER!

 

That's my quarterback WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

No Terrell No Cry

 

Five words or less? Exciting!

better than most sex

Serious Liver Damage

More Cheese, Brats and Beer!

Boner inducing!

Only three more games...sigh.