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Only three types of people would wear the new and slightly improved Cold, Hard Football Facts Troll-shirt.
 The prideless. The shameless. And the fashionless.
People like you, in other words.
TESTIMONIALS
Here’s what some of our unsatisfied Troll-shirt customers have to say:
“My wife refuses to be seen with me when I wear one of your Troll-shirts. Please ship 10 more to me immediately.” –
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Dick Hertz, from Holden
“If you think it’s tough to get a date in a drool-stained wife beater, try wearing one of these babies out on the town.” – E. Gore, hunchbacked basement dweller
“Your Troll-shirts are so tasteless they make me want to choke on a ham sandwich.” – “Mama” Cass, London, England
ORDER TODAY!
Your Cold, Hard Football Facts Troll-shirt comes in one color: gray … which represents the drab, colorless existence you call your life. It features a nifty pigskin-toting, opinion-stomping, leather-helmet-clad CHFF troll on the front and, on the back, the iconic Cold, Hard Football Facts.com logo and our motto:
“Our facts can beat up your opinions.”
You may not score any points with the guys from “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy,” but who fuckin' cares?
At least you’ll feel like a man for once in your life … a short, overweight hairy man who leers at 19-year-old girls all day, but a man just the same.
Available in M, L, XL & XXL
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