The "experts" continue to climb up the banana tree of pigskin "punditry" in an effort to chase down Bonzo the Idiot Monkey and save themselves the embarrassment of losing out in their season-long NFL picks to a mammal with a cranial cavity half the size of the average human's.

 

Still, it will come down to the wire as Bonzo the Idiot Monkey, our resident coconut-chucking, pigskin prognosticating primate, clings to a narrow, one-game lead over his top competitor from CBS Sportsline's panel of "experts." CBS publishes these picks under the guise of an "Exclusive Feature" on the Web site. Apparently,the heading "Even a Coin-Flipping Monkey Can Do Better than Our Experts" didn't go over too well in a meeting of the editorial board.

 

Here's our suggestion: Find some new "experts."

 

 

The bottom line: If you're turning to CBS Sportsline for guidance in the world of gridiron analsis, you're climbing up the wrong tree. Even a stupid monkey can outdo these donkeys merely by flipping a coin.