New England linebacker Tedy Bruschi retired this weekend, in the wake of one of the more interesting careers in recent NFL history.
Bruschi was a cult hero among Patriots fans -- a rep forged partly from his ability in his prime to
come up with clutch plays in big games, but also due to the fact that his name is a euphemism for the liquid gold that football fans love so much.
We nearly pissed ourselves when we heard him described as "half man, half centaur."
