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No wire hangers EVER!
Cold, Hard Football Facts for April 20, 2009

 
 
The Fillability Index is an annual Cold, Hard Football Facts tradition that allows us to distinguish between:
  1. teams that made a lot of off-season personnel noise and
  2. teams that actually filled their statistical needs with their off-season personnel acquisitions
Essentially, we simply look at how each team ranked across the board in our Quality Stats. And then we look at their personnel acquisitions and determine if those acquisitions actually address their needs.
 
You'd be surprised how often a team's actions and its actual needs do not meet.
 
We also look from time to time at what the "pundits" are saying about each team: sometimes their "team need" profiles miss the mark because the "pundit" in question is either not looking at the appropriate data or because he/she's just an idiot.
 
You'd be surprised at how common those results are, too. (Or, given the lowly state of journalism these days, maybe you won't be.)
 
In any case, below is a chart showing how your favorite NFL team stacked up last season across the board in all of our Quality Stats. (Click here for the overview of each AFC team and here for each NFC team.) But you can pretty much figure it out on your own.
 
For example, the Cardinals kinda need a little help on defense. In fact, when you look at their No. 32 ranking last year in our Bendability Index, and a dreadful No. 30 spot in Defensive Passer Rating, you can conclude that it's something of a minor miracle that they ever reached the Super Bowl.
 
Of course, both those weak links snapped like Joan Crawford in a closet full of wire hangers when it mattered most: on Pittsburgh's final game-winning drive of Super Bowl XLIII.  (For those of you who forgot, Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger passed for 84 yards, and the winning score, on the final drive.)
 
In fact, here's a look at the performance of Arizona's defense in the Super Bowl a couple months ago:
 
 
 
As you can see, Arizona's defense seemed pretty high-strung at the outset and almost kept it all together, but then it all just snapped in a big ugly ending that left them in tears. So to put it another way: if your team has too many wire hangers in its statistical closet, sooner or later they're going to snap.
 
A well-managed team is going to make off-season personnel decisions that allow it to weed out the statistical wire hangers. A poorly managed team (like the Millen-vintage Lions) will ignore the statistical wire hangers ... and ultimately get victimized by them.
 
In the case of the Cardinals, it's pretty obvious the needs are on the defensive side of the ball and that the only things they did well last year were pass and catch. So if the team starts grabbing wide receivers in the first couple rounds of the draft this weekend, expect Arizona fans to pull their own Joan Crawford.
 
Keep this chart handy throughout the off-season. It will help you, and us, track your team's offseason performance in our all-important Fillability Index. We'll provide Fillability grades after the draft, as we've done each year in the past.
 
FINAL 2008 QUALITY STATS RANKINGS
 
Arizona
32
10
18
17t
6
30
15
19
Atlanta
2
17
3
23t
3
18
13t
11
Baltimore
3
7
23
3
18
1
1
2
Buffalo
15
16
22
17t
22
17
24
22
Carolina
9
9
5
19t
5
15
4t
6
Chicago
14
1
24
6t
25
10
9t
16
Cincinnati
21
30
31
27
32
21
25
29
Cleveland
7
29
27
29
31
13
21
26
Dallas
29
21
9t
6t
11
20
27
18
Denver
28
28
1
31
7
31
31
25
Detroit
31
22
32
30
27
32
32
31
Green Bay
23
6
9t
14
10
4
11t
13
Houston
27
25
13
23t
4
26
20
20
Indianapolis
5
13
7
25
9
11
13t
7
Jacksonville
20
26
20
15
23
28
29
23
Kansas City
22
27
15
32
26
25
16t
30
Miami
6
23
16
9t
8
9
4t
17
Minnesota
24
11
21
4
19
16
16t
12
New England
10
14
9t
16
13
23
23
9
New Orleans
25
12
4
19t
2
14
9t
10
NY Giants
11
4
2
9t
14
8
7t
3
NY Jets
19
3
9t
8
21
22
11t
15
Oakland
18
24
26
26
29
12
22
28
Philadelphia
16
8
14
2
12
5
6
5
Pitttsburgh
4
15
28
1
20
2
7t
1
San Diego
8
2
6
22
1
24
3
8
San Francisco
26
18
29
13
15
19
30
24
Seattle
13
19
25
28
30
29
26
27
St. Louis
30
32
30
21
28
27
28
32
Tampa Bay
17
20
19
11
16
6
16t
14
Tennessee
1
5
8
5
17
3
2
4
Washington
12
31
17
12
24
7
19
21


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