We made three mistakes last week.

 

First mistake: In the football dead zone of the weekend between the conference title games and the Super Bowl we offered up a classic 1st and 10 poll with questions completely unrelated to football.

 

Second mistake: We included an open-ended question asking the sub-human troglodytes who pass for our readers to tell us the strangest thing that ever happened to them. We offered up a bonus if said answers didn’t involve sex in a bathroom.

 

Third mistake: We just looked at the answers.

 

If you think calling our beloved readers sub-human troglodytes is a little harsh, just wait ‘til you see some of their answers to this question.

 

Naturally, there were countless answers of sex in unusual places. Which surprised us because, well, we figured 95 percent of our readers had never been laid.

 

In any case, here’s a link to your responses. About 10 pages worth or so. Tasty, tactful stuff, folks.

Real classy folks, our readers. And there are plenty more like that.

 

And, thankfully, one of our readers was arrested in Biloxi, Mississippi for having long hair. Serves the Goddamned hippie right.

 

If you want to actually take the survey and contribute your own tawdry tales, click here.