Cold, Hard Football Facts.com: Survey says! CHFF readers like to get their freak on

Survey says! CHFF readers like to get their freak on
Cold, Hard Football Facts for January 30, 2008

(Warning: this segment is definitely for mature eyes only.)

We made three mistakes last week.

First mistake: In the football dead zone of the weekend between the conference title games and the Super Bowl we offered up a classic 1st and 10 poll with questions completely unrelated to football.

Second mistake: We included an open-ended question asking the sub-human troglodytes who pass for our readers to tell us the strangest thing that ever happened to them. We offered up a bonus if said answers didn’t involve sex in a bathroom.

Third mistake: We just looked at the answers.

If you think calling our beloved readers sub-human troglodytes is a little harsh, just wait ‘til you see some of their answers to this question.

Naturally, there were countless answers of sex in unusual places. Which surprised us because, well, we figured 95 percent of our readers had never been laid.

In any case, here’s a link to your responses. About 10 pages worth or so. Tasty, tactful stuff, folks.

One guy got "a hummer from my aunt ... but at least she was hot."
Another dude lost his virginity to a Tigger doll in college.
And, finally, is this classic: "Whatever a man and a woman and another woman with a penis and a midget do to a donkey is their own gosh-darn business."

Real classy folks, our readers. And there are plenty more like that.

And, thankfully, one of our readers was arrested in Biloxi, Mississippi for having long hair. Serves the Goddamned hippie right.

If you want to actually take the survey and contribute your own tawdry tales, click here.