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1st and 10 poll: Non-football edition
Cold, Hard Football Facts for January 28, 2008

 
1. You will be stranded on a desert island, but can choose your companion: who do you take along?

  Scarlett Johansson   My wife  
  Charlize Theron   My best friend's wife  
  Jessica Simpson   Tom Brady  
  Jessica Alba   Someone who knows how to build a boat from trees and sand  
  Angelina Jolie        
2. Which of these great flicks is the best?

  Pulp Fiction   Citizen Kane  
  Godfather   Star Wars  
  Godfather II   Porky's  
3. At a casino, I ...

  Play blackjack   Play poker  
  Play slots   Enjoy the ambience but don't gamble  
  Play roulette   End up turning a quick trick for $300 at the end of the night  
4. Would you rather have $1,000,000, or a seat on the next spaceflight to the moon?

  $1,000,000
  ticket to the moon
5. How many United States have you been in?

  1-5   41-49  
  6-10   all 50  
  11-20   all 50 plus Guam and the Dominican  
  21-30   none  
  31-40        
6. Have you ever sported a moustache?

  Still do   Never had one, never will  
  Had one for awhile, then saw a mirror   Yes, but I'm a chick so I shaved it off after a couple days  
  Only a milk moustache   I'm Tom Selleck  
7. What's the strangest thing that ever happened to you (bonus if it doesn't involve sex in a bathroom)

   
8. Favorite chain fast food burger:

Wendy's   Burger King  
McDonald's   In-n-Out Burger  
Carl's Jr.   Sonic  
9. Would you cut off your left pinkie finger for $100,000 (no reattaching)?

Yes
No
I can't believe I'm taking this poll
10. OK, one football question. If your spouse told you that it was her/him or football, would you leave them?

Hell yes!
Yes
Yes, but it would be a little sad
Yes, but it would break my heart

It's Media Day in Arizona: all the forced hilarity and stupid questioning you can cram into one afternoon. In the spirit of this fluffy occasion, we offer a completely non-football-related 1st and 10 poll.

East
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North
West