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1st and 10 poll: Wasted week edition
Cold, Hard Football Facts for Jan. 24, 2008
Cold, Hard Football Facts for January 24, 2008


1. Do the Giants represent the NFC's best shot at beating the Patriots, or would Green Bay/Dallas have given them a better game?

  Giants are the toughest opponent
  Packers would have been the toughest opponent
  Cowboys would have been the toughest opponent
2. Which is more likely: New England wins by 20, or New York pulls the upset?

  NE by 20
  NYG upset
3. CHFF just did a feature story on the 10 Greatest QBs of All Time. Which of these 1980s-1990s era QBs was the best?

  Dan Marino
  Joe Montana
  Steve Young
  John Elway
4. Which is more annoying: Super Bowl hype, or media stories about how there's too much Super Bowl hype?

  Super Bowl hype
  Media stories about Super Bowl hype
  What?
5. Did Atlanta pick a winner with Jaguars defensive coordinator Mike Smith as their new coach?

  He's coming from a good team, and should do well
  He's probably a place-holder while the team struggles to rebuild
  They should have waited to take a shot at Steve Spagnuolo of NYG or Josh McDaniels of NE
  Who the f--- is Mike Smith, and who the f--- cares about the Atlanta Falcons
6. Will this be the highest rated Super Bowl of all time?

  Yes, the quest for perfection and a close game will give it the top spot  It'll be in the top 10, but the Super Bowl will never be as big as it once was 
  Yes, people will watch to the end even if it's a Patriot rout to see history  Close, but no cigar -- two Eastern teams is a turnoff for the Mountain and Pacific types 
  Close, but no cigar -- the Patriots will turn it into a blowout and the numbers will lag  What am I, Nostrafriggindamus? All I know is I'll be watching, unless my cable company unlocks the porno channels by mistake 
7. Which of these was the worst Super Bowl of the past decade?

  SB 33: Broncos 34, Falcons 19
  SB 35: Ravens 34, Giants 7
  SB 38: Bucs 48, Raiders 21
  SB 40: Steelers 21, Seahawks 10
  SB 41: Colts 29, Bears 17
8. Which of these Super Bowl halftime themes was most ridiculous (even if you don't remember it)

  1979: Salute to the Caribbean with a bunch of Caribbean musical acts no one ever heard of  1993: Michael Jackson performs with 3,500 children (insert your own punchline) 
  1989: 3-D extravaganza (Diet Coke distributed millions of 3D glasses)  2000: Tapestry of Nations, narrated by Edward James Olmos 
  1992: Winter Magic, featuring Gloria Estefan and figure skating  2004: Janet Jackson and the Titty Committee 
9. Have you ever attended a Super Bowl?

Yes
No
10. What other sport distracts you most after (sniff) the end of the NFL season?

NBA  Tennis 
NHL  Golf 
College basketball  Soccer 
NASCAR  Is whacking it a sport? 
MLB    

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