Hey, we got bumped!

 

The Cold, Hard Football Facts appearance on Martha Stewart Living Sirius Radio has been moved to next Thursday, January 31, at 4 p.m.

 

The producer cited some sort of "emergency" at the station. So maybe they burned the Super Bowl brie or something. In any case, expect us next week instead.

 

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You're not tripping your socks off, folks.

 

In fact, you read it right: Cold, Hard Football Facts Chief Troll Kerry J. Byrne will be on Martha Stewart Living on Sirius Radio Friday at 3 p.m.

 

We haven't seen mind-bending juxtaposition like this since we dropped brown acid before the Dali-Picasso double bill in Bilbao back in ’89.

 

The pigskin Quasimodo, as we like to call him, will talk about Super Bowl parties and great eat & drink with "Living Today" host Kerry Nolan, who is probably a decent, upstanding member of society. (His Trollness is also a food writer for The Boston Herald, so they expect him to be semi-literate in the realm of food.)

 

We advise those of you with Sirius Radio to tune in early. 

 

This could be the most entertaining 10 minutes of radio since "War of the Worlds" ignited a national panic. Or it could be a real train wreck: the women who decorate wine glasses with bunny ears chatting with the guy who hasn’t changed out of his Appalachian State football hoodie since August.