The dead-on-balls accurate analysis of the Cold, Hard Football Facts will be all over the airwaves this week as our chubby & beloved Chief Troll, Kerry J. Byrne, emerges from his dark basement of stat books and self loathing to make the media rounds in the lead-up to the conference title games Sunday.

 

By the way, if you're a radio or TV producer and want something better than the stupid opinions of the "pundits," contact us here and we'll bury you in so much entertaining analysis that you'll beg for seconds.

 

The Chief joins the crew at Mile High Sports Radio 1510 AM in Denver at 8:20 a.m. (ET). We'll toss in a bit of lament for the Broncos, the one member of the AFC's Gang of Four that failed to make the playoffs this year. Listen online here.

 

Listen for Byrne in our spiritual homeland of Wisconsin, the land of beer & bratwurst, for another appearance with Steve "Homer" True on ESPN Milwaukee (1510 days/1290 nights). Homer likes us now that we've admitted we were wrong about Old Yeller and because we insisted Green Bay would go further in the playoffs than Dallas – but we believe he had some grudging disrespect for us even before that. Don't have a time yet but we'll publish it when we do. Listen online here.

 

Listen for the Cold, Hard Football Facts with our pals Dennis & Callahan on Boston sports radio WEEI 850 AM at 7:10 a.m. (ET). One of our challenges? Find reasons why the Chargers can win on Sunday. Naturally, the Cold, Hard Football Facts have some answers. Listen online here.

 

Byrne heads in studio to discuss Chargers-Patriots on venerable Boston TV show "Chronicle" on WCVB-TV Channel 5 (around 7:30 p.m.) with hosts Ted Reinstein and Mary Richardson. We'll share video from the site if they post it. Chances are, once they get a look at His Rotund-ness, they'll destroy the tape.

 

Listen for a second straight Saturday morning appearance on 99.5 FM in New Orleans with our buddy Gerry V. at 10:20 a.m. (ET). Listen online here.