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Oh the humanity! Bonzo's No. 2
Cold, Hard Football Facts for December 16, 2007
 Well, it's taken all season, but our beloved Bonzo the Idiot Monkey has finally fallen on hard times as a top-notch handicapper.
Bonzo went 6-10 last week -- his second straight below .500. The poor guy was moping around his cage all week. He went 1-1 on the Thursday/Saturday games, leaving him at 117-91 on the season against the spread.
And yes, that puts him, for the very first time, behind the leading "experts" at CBSSports.com. Pete Prisco is 118-90 against the spread including the two early Week 15 games, a game ahead of the Bonzonator.
Prisco, who has been belittled countless times by Bonzo's heartless masters, now goes head to head with a monkey for bragging rights. His race with Bonzo for supremacy will be the greatest of all time, even better than that time Chad Johnson raced a horse.
Bonzo was not available for any type of comment, and it took every trick in our simian-influencing book just to get him to make his picks at all.
Good luck, our hairy friend, and Godspeed.
Bonzo's Week 15 picks:
Seattle (-6.5) at Carolina … Seattle
Tennessee (-3.5) at Kansas City … Kansas City
Buffalo at Cleveland (-6.5) … Buffalo
Baltimore (-2.5) at Miami … Miami
New York Jets at New England (-23.5) ... New England
Arizona at New Orleans (-3.5) … Arizona
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh (-3.5) … Jacksonville
Green Bay (-9.5) at St. Louis …St, Louis
Atlanta at Tampa Bay (-11.5) … Atlanta
Indianapolis (-10.5) at Oakland … Oakland
Philadelphia at Dallas (-10.5) …Philadelphia
Detroit at San Diego (-9.5) …San Diego
Washington at New York Giants (-4.5) …Washington
MNF: Chicago at Minnesota (-9.5) …Minnesota
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