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Oh my god! Bengals-Niners!
December 15, 2007
We know that Saturday night is one of the least popular nights on the Cold, Hard Football Facts dance card, so much so that we totally forgot until like 2 minutes ago that we'd more or less ignored the Bengals-49ers game tonight on NFL Network.
Our bad.
Let us start by giving you Bonzo's pick for tonight. Our favorite monkey, who has been on a cold streak randomly predicting games of late, likes ... wait for it ...
San Francisco, plus 7.5 points at home.
We asked Bonzo about his thoughts on the game, and he replied with a series of grunts and gestures that we can interpret with the "Monkey Translator 3000" software.
Quoting, now:
"Bonzo no want watch game ... Bonzo drink burr bun? ... Where Boomer? Where Montana? Where Young? ... Bonzo do Ickey Shuffle ... Bonzo want playoff ... Gum bull do game? .... Bonzo no understand. ... Bonzo fling poo at you! Bonzo funny!"
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