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For a Quality Thursday pick, we turn to Bonzo
Cold, Hard Football Facts for December 6, 2007
Usually, we try to provide analysis of the week's best NFL games using our Quality Stats as a guide.
But with tonight's Bears-Redskins debacle, we thought we'd let our coin-flipping prognosticating monkey Bonzo make the pick.
Bonzo has been better than the Cold, Hard Football Facts ( and everybody else on the planet) all year at determining a winner against the spread, with a mark of 110-80 this year, so we thought we'd give him a shot at making our pick tonight.
Using the patented "Monkey Translator 3000" software, Bonzo offers his thoughts (and we interpret them) following the Quality Stat breakdown.
CHICAGO at WASHINGTON
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Teams |
Washington Redskins |
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5-7 |
Overall Record |
5-7 |
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1-4 |
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0-5 |
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15.70 YPPA (12) |
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14.69 YPPA (18) |
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15.24 YPPS (15) |
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17.29 YPPS (26) |
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28.0 (31) |
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15.00 (14t) |
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25.7 (29t) |
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17.3 (21) |
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5.58 (23) |
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6.02 (18) |
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89.8 (26) |
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84.5 (20) |
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-4 (15t) |
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-14 (30) |
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+3 |
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-3 |
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37 |
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37 |
Here's what Bonzo had to say about this one, according to Monkey Translator 3K:
Bonzo want get drunk ... Fridge still play? ... Gibbs still coach?...
Bonzo like kittens ... why Bonzo no have NFL Network? ...
Chicago hogs no good ... Skins no good at anything ...
Bonzo no like quality record on either side ... Bonzo get girlfriend? ...
Bonzo blow off game for porno ... Bonzo go sleep!
The score: Bears 27, Redskins 22
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