Bonzo continues in a so-so holding pattern, going 7-7 in Week 10 to tread water and sit on his early lead over the pundits at large.
Yes, Bonzo is the equivalent of the classic Bill Cowher Steelers, piling up a big early lead and then running an andless series of three-yard runs to pull out the win.
Bonzo picked the Niners to cover vs. Seattle, and for the second straight week was trying to urinate on the television in the later stages of the game. He really wanted that over.500 week.
Through the use of our "Monkey Translator 3000" software, we were able to conduct a short interview with Bonzo about his season to date.
CHFF: Bonzo, how are you?
Bonzo: Bonzo like kittens ... Bonzo need burr-bun ... why no one visit Bonzo? ... Bonzo hate football.
CHFF: Great, great. So, how about this week's games?
Bonzo: Why no one love Bonzo? ... Bonzo cry ... Bonzo wish Bonzo were dead.
CHFF: OK, wonderful! Well, that's that, any last words?
Bonzo: Time for Bonzo to sit in corner ... Bonzo angry ... Bonzo sad.
Good for you, Bonzo! Keep those spirits up!
At least Bonzo is still beating the NFL's experts at CBSSports.com, which he's been doing all season despite some solid picks by that crew.
Bonzo's 83-59 record (58.5 percent) vs. the spread gives him a two-game edge over CBS leader Clark Judge (81-61), and a five-game cushion on Pete Prisco at 78-64.
On to Bonzo's Week 11 picks. He likes all four AFC South teams to cover, and none of the AFC West teams to cover -- gutsy calls, you glorious chimp!
Tampa Bay (-2.5) at Atlanta ATL
Cleveland (-2.5) at Baltimore CLE
Arizona at Cincinnati (-2.5) AZ
Washington at Dallas (-10.5) WAS
Carolina at Green Bay (-9.5) GB
New Orleans (-1) at Houston HOU
Kansas City at Indianapolis (-14.5) IND
San Diego at Jacksonville (-2.5) JAX
Oakland at Minnesota (-4.5) MIN
Pittsburgh (-9.5) at NY Jets PIT
Miami at Philadelphia (-9.5) PHI
NY Giants (-2.5) at Detroit NYG
St. Louis (-2.5) at San Francisco STL
Chicago at Seattle (-4.5) SEA
New England (-15.5) at Buffalo BUF
Tennessee at Denver (-2.5) TEN
